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January 29, 2005

He's required to suck

Sci Fi just premiered a real howler of a guy-in-rubber-suit picture. By my count, their Chupacabra: Dark Seas is the 131st "goat sucker" flick to be foisted on an unsuspecting public. Found this still over at UpcomingHorrorMovies.com ...

Handsome devil, eh? Hungry too. This, ahem, sucker goes through an entire luxury liner's worth of din-din (including a Yorkie!) all because of an unscrupulous cryptozoologist. Perhaps these downtrodden researchers need an advocacy group to avoid future such malignments?

Posted by G. Noel Gross at January 29, 2005 8:45 PM

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