Update: Denied! No filthy, dirty sapphic spoofs on national television. However, my close, personal friend Tommy Habeeb of Cheaters fame overwhelmingly sold the audience on Stag: Last Night of Freedom. From a past Critical Mass: "His half-hour pilot salaciously birddogs Randy and April as they gingerly navigate nefarious rites of passage toward wedded bliss -- with some eye-popping detours. Tommy says it best: 'I don't believe I'll ever be able to look at whip cream the same way again!' "

ei Cinema reports Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String will likely be featured on the March 8th Tonight Show with Jay Leno as part of the witless talk show's "Pitch to America" schtick. Apparently, Tonight Show producers stumbled on ei Cinema's booth at a Las Vegas trade show where they noticed a certain Misty Mundae and Darian Caine slathered poster and asked the New Jersey sleazemeisters to "pitch" the movie to Jay's geriatric fans. Clearly Leno's minions understand the ratings clout of horn'd up lesbians, because they're "99-percent certain" the pitch will be included along with clips from the 4-star CineSchlocker fave. (Doubt this one will make the reel!)